FUK U HURRICANE SANDY
YOU FAT BETCH.
NO ONE LOVES YOU.
THAT'S WHY HURRICANE IKE LEFT YO ASS FOR HURRICANE KATRINA.
Hurricane Ike: SANDY WE'RE BREAKING UP
Hurricane Sandy: BUT WHY IKE WHY
Hurricane Ike: I found someone better...Someone whose not such a fat betch
Hurricane Sandy: WHO?!
Hurricane Ike: KATRINA.
Hurricane Katrina: Remember me, Sandy? You were never the same after that prank at the senior prom.
Hurricane Sandy: KATRINA! YOU BETCH!
Hurricane Katrina: Looks like someone is still holding a grudge~
Hurricane Sandy: That's it! I've had it with you! *takes out a gun*
Hurricane Ike: SANDY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Hurricane Sandy: SOMETHING I SHOULD HAVE DONE A LONG TIME AGO!
WILL HURRICANE SANDY KILL HURRICANES IKE AND KATRINA?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON: HEAVY RAIN
....jesus christ what drugs am I on?
But no really. I fahking hate hurricanes, tropical storms, tornadoes, all that BS.
I just thought you would be more entertained by a soap opera style story about hurricanes...I'm gonna go sit in my corner now.